Daddy was always looking for new and creative ways to keep us occupied in the car on the ride to school every morning.

From singing show tunes to telling stories about when we were little, he was nothing short of entertaining. But, hands down, the most fun we ever had during those years was when we were playing the Sausage Game.

RULES:

1. Pick someone to be “it.”
2. Everyone else must ask the person who is “it” simple questions. Anything will do, but no “yes or no” questions.
3. The person who is “it” must calmly respond to every question with the reply, “Sausage,” without laughing, giggling, smiling or anything of that nature. They must keep a straight face at all costs. If they don’t, they lose.
4. The people asking the questions can do anything to make the person who is “it” laugh, smile, etc. BUT NO TOUCHING! They can ask ridiculous questions, make faces, or do anything else except touch the person who is “it.”
5. When the game is inevitably lost, pick a new person to be “it.”

It was pretty much the most ridiculous thing we had ever experienced in our short lives at the time. Daddy was always the best at coming up with questions that would make cry laughing. We didn’t stand a chance.

Some of our favorites were:

1. What’s in Danes diaper? Sausage. (DISCLAIMER: We did not realize the adult humor in this until much later, we thought he was referring to your poop looking like sausage. Still funny either way).
2. What does Sam look like when she swims butterfly at a swim meet? Sausage.
3. What does your big toe look like?

 

Try playing it with your friends. It never gets old no matter how old you get. When you come of age, it’s even more fun as a drinking game!

 

 

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