Sam: On boxes

Call it preparedness, OCD or a bit of both: daddy had a thing for saving boxes. To everything. Whether it was a toaster oven, DVD player, set of headphones or toy, its box would find its way to our attic for any just-in-case scenario. Of course, “returns” sat at the top of this just-in-case list, because in […]

Sam: On Superstition

You likely remember our electronic keyboard that graced the “Florida room” in our Winding Creek house.  Joelle, Daddy and I would frequently turn on the pre-programmed songs, pretend we were virtuosos who could play the songs ourselves, and dance around like complete goobers. Superstition was was a favorite.

Sam: On “Grapefruit”

You know that awful, tickling sensation that floods you just before a sneeze? Well, I hated that as a kid and would frequently whine about it during our morning drives to school thanks to the sun (did you know that sneezing because of bright light is called the Photic Sun Reflex?). Daddy was adamant that rapidly […]

Sam: On peeing at dinner

You could say daddy was the king of puns and (sometimes cringeworthy) jokes. He even had a knack for setting himself up for to deliver the perfect punchline. One of his favorites made a regular appearance at dinner (particularly whenever friends were over). While dishing out peas, he’d conveniently spill some and exclaim, “WHOOPS! I […]