By 2002 – between the three Halle brothers – there had been eight weddings. Naturally, this became a running joke. Oh, and at Stan and Christine’s wedding (which happened to be a surprise birthday present for Grandma Estelle), I stole the show as the bridesmaid that fainted twice during the ceremony. 

10.  Rehearsals?? We don’t need no stinking rehearsals!

9.  It’s fun to collect the whole set.

8.  Plenty of experienced best men always available.

7.  Mom gets a new outfit.

6.  Rabbi Spitzer gives quantity discounts.

5.  End of Sabbath??? We don’t need no stinking end of Sabbath.

4.  They come with blushing brides and blanching bridesmaids.

3.  We like casual. No shirt – no shoes – no problem.

2.  After years of warm-ups, all of us finally got it right!!!

And the number one reason you gotta love a Halle Wedding…..

1.  They make great birthday presents.